Afterlife

After Life

Nicole Richie the famous movie star and model for FORHEAD MONTHLY, stars with Liam (darkman) Nelson. We introduce to her and her boyfriend (who played by the young PC guy in the Mac commercials). She is a teacher who feels emotionless in her life. Basically she gets into a car crash with her boyfriend, and wakes up in a funeral home. Liam Neeson runs the funeral home. He is keeping her there, saying she dead. He says he has the ability to talk to dead people The whole movie you try to figure out is she really dead, or is Liama Neeson just a crazy bastard who keeping her locked up in the funeral home. Also she naked a lot. A LOT!!!.  You can sketch her tits from memory at this point.  I actually got tired of seeing her tits. Which is shocking. I was like..You know what “Put some clothes on Wednesday Adams” Oh and it had bush in there if you interested. Worst let, she has the whitest ass I ever seen. I like getting mooned by the kid from Powder. Sorry it hard to pay attention to long dialogues about the true meaning of life and death when I staring at Punxsutawney Phil the whole time

Now if you her, and want to figure out if you dead or not there NUMEROUS ways to do it. There numerous ways to escape, but she doesn’t do any of it. This is worsen due to the time limit, sense a funeral coming up, her funeral where she going to be buried. She wants out but doesn’t really try that hard. They explain this because she already feels dead inside and inactive in life. I understand that part, but it doesn’t make you care about her character. If she doesn’t care about if she lives or dies why the audience should. I hated this woman wanted to get her killed. And this movie relies on the hospitals and cops being incompetent. I rely on people not being able to look at phone records, or that the body goes STRAIGHT to the funeral home after the person gets into an accident.

It’s a DUMB very slow movie that tries to be all ARTSY. Probably how they got her naked so much. They were like “Oh this is artistic, your clothes off showing you letting go of your emotion.” The movie was pure ass. It went on and on with no end in sight.