Sunday, July 29, 2012

River Murders


A Seattle detective who a bit of a ladies’ man, gets into hot water, when all his past conquest end up getting murdered. Not only murdered, but murdered at places where he met them. It especially bad senses apparently the cop hitting wilt chamberlain numbers when it comes to how many woman he banged. Christ Slater plays a cop investigating/helping him.  Now one thing that may pop in your head how is a cop that looks like Ray Liota bagging this many women. Well I tell you something wise guy or girl.  Ray is a sex magnet…he makes the panties drop. He filled with so much sexual energy, that every time he masturbate, some woman around the world instantly gets pregnant. Every he unzips his fly, some lesbian around the world becomes straight. So think we got that out of the way. It’s a pretty fun thriller, and Ray plays it well. It plays a good down on his luck guy who world crashing apart. Christian pretty good as the guy busting his balls.  Ving Rhames has a nice scenes as his friend. The ending a bit iffy and kind of dumb.  Also how the killer knows about these women and so much about his life is kind of a huge stretch. Also there ending battle a bit anti climatic. I wasn’t expecting a bigger showdown and it pretty much just fizzle. But up to that it was a pretty breezy mystery. It not overly gory, but you see some elaborate crime scene set ups.  It’s a movie to watch in an afternoon when you got some time to kill.